If you were a drink,
what kind of drink would you be?


Updated with all Greek-themed drinks!

To see the Greek Bartender's guide, click here!


After designing websites, I've learned the value of a fine alcoholic beverage and I've always wondered, "If I was a drink, what would I be?" I know you've always had that question too so now you can find out!


Are you a virgin?
yes... why, you know anyone? wink wink
no way! I'm a P.I.M.P. / pimpette


 
What's your favorite color?
red or pink
yellow or orange
green or blue
brown
white
the coolest color isn't listed!


 
Would you ever drink with your pinky sticking out, daaahling?
yes... Mais oui, je suis tres elegante.
hells no


 
Do you experience memory lapses?
yes... what was the question again?
no, i remember all!


 
Are you generally hot- or cold-blooded?
hot... I sweat when holding hands.
cold... I'm known as the ice queen/king.


 
Are you a unique person?
yes... I'm a true individualist. I'm one-of-a-kind.
no... I'm pretty normal.


 
Have you ever drank an alcoholic beverage between the hours of 4 am and noon?
yes... God bless the Greek islands!
no, i haven't lived!


 
Are you fruity?
yes... call me Mango!
kinda
no


 
What's your height?
towering
always looking up
average


 
Do you wear jewelry or appreciate adornment?
you can't see the bling from there?
no, I'm pretty without help


 
Male or female?
All powerful girrrrl!
Studly guy!


 
Do you tend to get on people's nerves?
yes... people suck.
no... everyone loves me.


 
Click below to see what kind of tasty beverage you really are!


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