| Greek
Books by Greek Authors
Bus
Safety by Leo Foreo
Automobile Maintenance by Mick Hanicos
Home Electrical Tips by Alek Trologos
Chinese for Greeks by Ken Ezos
Map Reading for Dummies by Olie Hathicame
Reducing Stress by Dan Meniazi
Unemployment Tips by Tam Bellis
Easy BBQ Recipes by Lou Kaniko
Vegetarian Cooking by Mel Inzanes
Killing Time by Perry Meno
Drink Less & Enjoy Life by Al Kaholicos
Journalism by Effie Meritha
Gardening by Lou Louthi
Cooking by Lou Koumathes & Pat Sticho
Hobbies by Tina Kano (not relatead to Tina Kaneis LOL)
Reading & Comprehension by Den Katalaveno
Pencil Making by Mo Levi
Dancing American Indian Style by Chief Tedeli
BBQ Preparation by Sue Vlaki
Disappearing Acts by Anna Hathis
Peace by Irini Pasi
Unwanted Hair Removal by Harry Kolos
Winters by Connie Krio
How to Please a Man by Connie Erota
Greek
Guy in the Pharmacy
A
Greek guy goes into a pharmacy and asks the Parmacist,
"Mou theinete mia asperina". The pharmacist
gives the Greek guy an aspirin and is surprised to see
the Greek guy shoving the asperina down his pants. The
pharmacist looks at the Greek and asks: "My fine
sir, yiati evales tin asperina eki?" The Greek
guy replies: "Eixa pae sto kafenio kai enas malakas
ekee mou zaleisai ta arxithia mou!!"
You
Know You're Greek 2
1.
You make frappe before leaving home, when getting to
the office,
after lunch, when having guests, before the guests leave,
after the
guests leave and before going to bed.
2.
When shops have a sale they call your mom.
3.
You still have clothes that you used to wear when you
were five stored in
suitcases.
4.
You call an older person you've never met before "Thio"
(Uncle:father's side) or "Thia" (Uncle: Mother's
side) .
5.
You hide everything from your parents, but they still
think they
know everything about you, and make you believe that
they actually do.
6.
You learn how to beg the personnel at the airport to
allow the
excess baggage you've got as soon as your father stops
doing that for you.
7.
When you arrive home you find 20 people waiting for
you at the
airport.
8.
Every summer you must go to your village.
9.
Every time you go to your village, you meet relatives
you never
new they existed, and they look nothing like your family.
10.
You look for universities as far away from home as possible,
or as close to home as possible.
11.
You always curse at Greeks and then when you travel
to Europe or
the States you only make Greek friends.
12.
When you come back from college you still have to live
with
your parents, and fight over curfew all over again,
as if you never left
them before.
13.
Your relatives alone could populate a small city.
14.
Everyone is a family friend.
15.
You fight over who pays the dinner bill.
16.
You teach Europeans/Americans swear words in your language.
17.
When you go on a date you start thinking of places that
you never
thought of before to avoid family or family friends.
18.
You end up in a lousy place and still bump into the
relative with
the biggest mouth.
19.
You think you are liberated when you can't even smoke
in public.
20.
If you are 25 and not married yet, your parents make
you feel that
you are getting too old.
21.
Getting married becomes the only way you could escape
your
parents.
22.
You tell your friends how to rebel against their parents
when you
can't stay out past midnight.
23.
You always say "Open the light" instead of
"Turn on the light".
24.
You ask your dad a simple question and he tells you
a story of how
he had to walk miles just to get to school with no shoes.
25.
Your parents were ranked the first in school. (...or
so they
claim)
26.
Your parents call you on the way home from the airport
after dropping them off ONLY to tell you to go home
& return with a duffle bag because their suitcase
is tooooo heavy |
