had an arousing dream? (Wet dreams and the such.)
been sexually aroused?
Muttered/muttered/yelled/screamed (or in other words verbally expressed)
obscenities?
fantasized about your long-term instructor, mentor, or someone who is
superior to you? (One day skydiving teachers, or two hour ski instructors
and the such do not count.)
fantasized about your lawyer, doctor, nurse, psychiatrist or someone
with whom you are having a professional relationship with?
fantasized about someone you know personally but not closely?
fantasized about anyone and masturbated at the same time?
read or bought pornographic periodicals?
read sexually explicit literature?
gone skinny dipping alone?
made obscene phone calls?
phoned up any recorded phone sex numbers? (e.g. (212)976-2626, (212)976-2727,
(212)976-2828, etc. Please note that these are fifty cent calls in addition
to toll charges and long distance charges.)
phoned up any live phone sex numbers?
stuffed your bra if you are female, or stuffed your pants if you are
male?
shaved your genital pubic hair?
shaved your genital pubic hair on a fairly regular basis?
masturbated?
masturbated at least five times in one twenty-four hour period?
masturbated on a fairly regular basis of no less than once a fortnight?
masturbated where you could have been discovered? (In a crowd, in public,
city parks, gym/dorm/barracks showers, movie theater, etc.)
masturbated out in the wilds or in nature with no nearby civilization?
masturbated to orgasm?
masturbated while reading either pornographic or sexually explicit materials?
masturbated while driving a moving, land vehicle? (Car, RV, truck, motorcycle,
hearse, etc.)
masturbated while on the phone? (No kinky interpretations of on the
phone. This is legit.)
masturbated while in a bathroom of the opposite sex?
masturbated while watching an R or X-rated show?
seen any burlesque show? (Rocky Horror counts)
been to a peep show?
been to a private showing of a pornographic movie?
seen a pornographic movie in a theater?
walked around in your room/apartment/house/habitation in the nude? (Must
be a serious walk; five minutes of going around trying to find your
undies after a shower doesn't make it.)
walked around in a public or semi-public area with a top (shirt, T-shirt,
etc) but no bottoms (pants, shorts, etc)? (Dorm hallways, lobby areas,
etc. are acceptable; however locker rooms and bathrooms and such place
where this behavior is not proscribed does not count.)
bought blatant sexual objects? (This means that if you buy a bottle
of Coke™ and you use it as a dildo, it really doesn't count. Think:
design and function.)
owned any erotic art pieces? (Like that phallic symbol in the cat woman
scene in A Clockwork Orange.)
sculpted erotic-obscene artworks in food (predominantly bananas, carrots,
apples...)?
eaten any erotic food items? (Chocolate tits, banana dicks, etc.)
sculpted erotic-obscene artworks in soap, wood, or any other carvable
material (that isn't food)?
made an X or R-rated snowman or snow-woman?
tasted your own orgasmic liquids?
inserted your finger into your rectum?
used ben-wa balls(Note 3)?
performed oral sex on yourself? (Yes, this is possible.)
willingly urinated on the garments that you were wearing at the time?
(In other words: piss in your pants; wet yourself; had an accident.)
willingly urinated on any part of your body?
willingly defecated on the garments that you were wearing at the time?
(In other words: shit in your pants; had a serious accident.)
willingly defecated on yourself? (In other words: sick.)
administered a whole Purity Test or are in the process of administering
a whole Purity Test of any version? (That's where you are the test administrator
in a Purity Test Party. See Instructions for Use for further information.)
taken Purity Tests of any versions more than 5 times?
lied on any previous Purity Tests?
exaggerated about any sexual experiences?
broken your word, promise, or vow?
written graffitti?
plagiarized?
shoplifted?
stolen?
made out a check that bounced?
committed breaking and entering?
told someone that you loved them when you did not?
told someone that you loved them strictly because you wanted to have
sex with them?
fantasized about someone else other than your partner while you were
engaged in sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?
intentionally listened in onto other people having sex, oral sex, or
mutual masturbation without their knowing it?
used alcohol to lower someone else's inhibitions for the intent of sex
or oral sex?
used drugs to lower someone else's inhibitions for the intent of sex
or oral sex?
forced or coerced someone into having intimate physical relations with
you?
had dates with more than one person in the same night while one or more
of the people involved were not aware of your actions?
gone steady with two or more people at the same time with one or more
of the people unaware of what you were doing?
gone steady with two or more people at the same time with all of them
knowing that you were doing it?
urinated on someone else intentionally? (Piss fights!)
urinated in cup, bottle, pitcher or any such receptacle that was not
originally designed for such purpose excepting urinalysis incidents?
urinated anywhere other than a bathroom, outhouse, tree, bush or any
commonly accepted piss hole? (For instance: in the kitchen sink, or
in the family car's glove compartment.)
urinated from higher than the fifth floor, or equivalent height, above
ground level out of a building or off a bridge or any such permanent
structure (e.g. the Grand Canyon)?
defecated anywhere other than a bathroom, outhouse or any commonly accepted
shit hole? (Camping/hiking trips in which bathroom/outhouse access are
nil do not count.)
stored any excretia in your refrigerator, oven, or any food storage/preparation
appliance?
stored evacuated excretia anywhere else in your room, apartment, house,
habitation, office, etc?
entered a bathroom of the opposite sex and was not accompanied by someone
of the opposite sex and was not involved in a search and/or rescue mission
at the time?
mooned or goosed(Note 4) someone?
streaked, flashed, or otherwise exposed pretty much totally yourself
in public before (or after) an informal, unofficial gathering of people?
streaked, flashed, or otherwise exposed pretty much totally yourself
in public before a formal (official) gathering of people? (Such as for
a function, stage performance, charity dinner, etc.)
been arrested? (Picture taken and all that wonderful, free stuff.)
received money or some favor to have sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?
given money or some favor to have sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?
thought you might be or might have unintentionally caused someone to
be pregnant?
had or gave someone an unwanted pregnancy?
had sex while either you or your partner but not both were under the
age of consent of the state that you were in then?
given a sympathy fuck?
initiated sex with someone for the sake of sex only?
willingly committed incest?
been involved in adultery?
stolen the underwear of someone you know for a purpose other than that
of a practical joke or to just ire the person? (A bunch of guys invading
the women's dorm on a mission of panty raids does not count.)
intentionally taken someone's underwear and didn't know who it belonged
to?
propositioned someone for necking or petting?
propositioned someone for sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?
pinched or patted someone else's buttocks?
french kissed?
been kissed below the neck but not including arms or hands?
kissed someone else below the neck but not including arms or hands?
necked?
petted above the waist?
petted below the waist?
kissed on the first date?
necked on the first date?
petted above the waist on the first date?
petted below the waist on the first date?
given a hickey?
received a hickey?
fondled or stroked someone else's clothed legs?
fondled or stroked someone else's bare legs?
fondled or stroked someone else's frontal chest/torso region?
had your frontal chest/torso region fondled or stroked?
been involved with pelvic thrusting while fully clothed?
had your fingers licked or sucked?
had your ear or ear region licked, breathed upon, sucked, or nibbled?
licked, breathed onto, sucked, or nibbled an ear or ear region?
licked or sucked someone else's finger(s)?
fondled someone who was asleep?
given a back massage with ulterior motives?
given a back massage that lead to something steamier?
seen someone else completely nude and the person was under good lighting
conditions?
been seen completely nude under good lighting condition by someone else?
been in someone's company while both of you were completely nude?
bathed or showered with someone?
let someone else wash you while you were perfectly capable of doing
it yourself. (This means that it doesn't count if you were in the hospital
with two broken arms and the nurse washed you, no matter how cute she
is.)
gone skinny dipping in mixed company?
been involved with the stroking or fondling of a woman's clothed breast?
been involved with the stroking or fondling of a woman's bare breast?
licked, sucked, or nibbled on someone else's nipple?
had your nipple licked, sucked, or nibbled upon?
petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled someone else's covered
genitals?
had your covered genitals petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled?
petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled someone else's bare genitals?
had your bare genitals petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled?
had an orgasm while petting?
given your partner an orgasm while petting?
given or received finger scratch marks?
performed oral sex?
received oral sex?
done sixty-nine(Note 5)?
performed mutual masturbation?
had sex? (No need for orgasm; penetration counts.)
had sex on the first date?
had sex without the use of birth control devices? (Rhythm, prayer and
hope methods do not count.)
had sex with a virgin? (Not yourself.)
had sex with a religious officiary. (Priest, nun, mother-superior, cardinal,
pope, etc.)
For any of the questions in this section, a yes answer is in order if it
is something that you do as an alternative to other sexual gratifications
or as an aid and/or in conjunction with other means of sexual gratification,
or in other words, have you done it in a serious basis? Trying it a few
times to see what it's like does no count.
used a bowling pin, Coke™ bottle, or something along those general
shapes for masturbatory or sexual purposes?
masturbated using the aid of food?
eaten the food used in masturbation after masturbation?
eaten a lab dissection?
inserted food into yours or someone else's anus?
eaten the food after it was extracted/evacuated from yours or someone
else's anus?
received an enema for a purpose than that of medical?
used a basket, garbage can, or any other comparable sized receptacle
for target practice masturbation?
used a mechanical hand-holdable device in aiding or replacing masturbation?
(Vibrator, massager, Dust-Buster, vacuum cleaner, etc.)
used a feather or any other tickling device for the purpose of tickling?
used ice for sexual purposes?
used whipped cream for sexual purposes?
used hot/melted wax for sexual purposes?
put food, gravy, syrup, salad dressing, candy, peanut butter, honey
or anything else edible on your partner's body and then eaten it?
used any household syrup, sandwich spreading, oil, salad dressing, or
any like substances for sexual purposes?
used ropes, chains, cuffs or any other such device for bondage purposes?
used a whip, chain, cat-o-nine-tails, or something similar for pain?
worn a leather/grope suit?
used an inflatable doll?
humped an inanimate object like a pillow, (dinner) liver, hole in the
wall, sausages, bananas, etc?
had sex or oral sex with a dead person?
inserted a small animal or creature into your rectum? (Either alive
or dead.)
had sex, or oral sex with your (dead) dinner animal or creature?
attempted to have sex, oral sex, or (mutual) masturbation with a live
animal, but failed?
had sex, oral sex, or (mutual) masturbation with a smallish animal?
(Dogs, cats, rabbits, lab rats, gerbils, etc.)
had sex, oral sex, or (mutual) masturbation with a wild animal? (Tigers,
elephants, cougars, snakes, aardvarks, etc.)
had sex, oral sex, or (mutual) masturbation with a domesticated farm
animal? (Cow, pig, chicken, sheep, etc.)
mutilated any living animal or creature for your pleasures?
had sex with a live animal? (Any size.) [These three questions differ
from those above in that ones above measure your variation in animal
choice, and the questions down here measure what you do with the animals.]
received oral sex from a live animal? (Any size.)
gave oral sex to a live animal? (Any size.)
had sex, oral sex, or (mutual) masturbation with a single type animal
more than once? (Alive or dead.)
had sex, oral sex, or (mutual) masturbation with more than one kind
of animal? (Alive or dead.)
cross dressed in the undergarments of the opposite sex for a sexual
purpose? (This means that school plays, initiations, and the such don't
count.)
stuffed your pants or bra while you were cross-dressed for your sexual
purpose?
had your head inserted into a urinal or toilet bowl willingly? (Doing
this in a pristine, show-room model does not count.)
worn an groinal underwear on your head? (Panties, jock-strap, etc.)
eaten, sucked, licked, nibbled, or otherwise inserted unwashed, used
crotch piece of underwear into your mouth while the said underwear was
not being worn at the time?
deliberately sniffed or smelled the crotch piece of unwashed, used underwear
while it was not being worn at the time?
played in or with shit?
worn or used a condom, or any feminine hygiene contraption that has
already been used by someone else?
This section tries
to figure out how many places you have done it. It applies only to those
situations in which you were with someone else.
Locality
Have you ever done
any of the following:
necked or petted in a place of religion? (Church, temple, altar, Grand
Holy Cabbage Head Patch, etc.)
had sex, been involved in oral sex or mutual masturbation in a place
of religion?
had sex, been involved in oral sex or mutual masturbation in a place
of the dead? (Morgue, mortuary, cemetery, etc.)
necked or petted in a place of the dead?
had sex, been involved in oral sex, or mutual masturbation in a contraption
of the dead? (Coffin, hearse, etc.)
necked or petted in a contraption of the dead?
had sex, been involved in oral sex or mutual masturbation in a car,
station wagon, van, minivan, minibus, fuckmobile, or any moderately
sized, land-road based vehicle not in excess of 30,000 pounds net unladen
gross weight?
necked or petted in a car, station wagon, van, minivan, minibus, fuckmobile,
or any moderately sized, land-road based vehicle not in excess of 30,000
pounds net unladen gross weight?
had sex, been involved in oral sex or mutual masturbation in a land-road
based vehicle in excess of 30,000 pounds net unladen gross weight? (Truck,
tank, armored vehicle, road-roller, etc.)
necked or petted in a land-road based vehicle in excess of 30,000 pounds
net unladen gross weight?
had sex been involved in oral sex or mutual masturbation in a land based,
non road dependant vehicle? (Train, subway, roller-coaster, etc.)
had sex, received oral sex, been masturbated, performed oral sex, masturbated
someone else, necked, or petted in a water based, vehicular transport
medium locomoted by manual power? (Row boat, surfboard, floating bathtub,
etc. While it may be true that the surfboard, or whatever, need not
be in water at the time, we are making it the case here; so for it to
be valid point, the thing must be in the water at the time.)
had sex, received oral sex, been masturbated, performed oral sex, masturbated
someone else, necked, or petted in a water based, wind or propeller
driven transport medium not in excess of 80 feet? (Yacht, PT boat, etc.)
had sex, received oral sex, been masturbated, performed oral sex, masturbated
someone else, necked, or petted in a water based, wind or propeller
driven transport medium that is in excess of 80 feet? (Ship, battleship,
aircraft carrier, nuclear submarine, etc.)
had sex, received oral sex, been masturbated, performed oral sex, masturbated
someone else, necked, or petted in an aircraft? (Airplane, helicopter,
hovercraft, balloon, zeppelin, flying carpet, flying saucer, etc.)
had sex in a household room other than a bedroom?
had sex on the floor (but not the roof)?
had sex on any furniture that is indoors but is not a bed, table, desk,
counter-top, a nor anything that is predominantly used for sitting,
or to be used as a table/desk?
had sex, participated in oral sex, or participated in mutual masturbation
in a telephone booth, voting booth, automatic photograph takers, or
any such small, non-moving enclosure that was not designed for such
activities?
had sex, participated in oral sex, or participated in mutual masturbation
in an elevator, people-mover, escalator, or any building internal people
moving device?
had sex, participated in oral sex, or participated in mutual masturbation
up a tree but not in a tree house or similar structure?
had sex participated in oral sex, or participated in mutual masturbation
on a roof of a building in excess of 5 floors?
had sex, participated in oral sex, or participated in mutual masturbation
inside or within the confines of a hedge, bush, other natural vegetation
which can provide a wall effect, cave, rock overhang, in a well, or
any other secluded, outdoor, non-vegetative shielding structure?
had sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation in the snow? (Spring thaw
acceptable.)
had sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation in a place where the prevailing,
ambient temperature (of the air immediately surrounding you) was below
the freezing point of water?
had sex, participated in oral sex, or participated in mutual masturbation
in a place where you could have been discovered?
had sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation in a water-filled bath-tub,
hot tub, under a shower, running water (as in waterfalls, tropical,
torrential downpour, monsoons, etc.)?
had sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation in a body of water? (swimming
pool, swimming hole, pond, lake, lagoon, sea, ocean, etc)
had sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation in a bathroom of the opposite
sex?
Style
Have you ever done
any of the following:
watched while someone else masturbated?
orgasmed on somebody?
orgasmed in somebody if you are a male or had someone orgasm in you
if you are a female?
been involved in the use of a penis as a leash or bludgeoning device?
been involved in oxygen deprivation for sexual enhancement? (Nitrous
oxide does not count.)
willingly made video tapes or had pictures taken while having sex, oral
sex, or mutual masturbation?
willingly made audio recordings while having sex, oral sex, or mutual
masturbation?
talked dirty while having sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?
intentionally made more noise than necessary while having sex, oral
sex, or mutual masturbation so as to put on a good show for whoever
may be listening in?
had a family pet or domesticated animal walk over you or your partner
during sex?
had a general emergency arise while you were steeped in sex? (Such as:
house on fire, flash flood, private plane crash lands in your dwelling...)
had sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation with someone in which there
is an age difference of more than 10 years?
taken nude pictures of someone else?
had nude pictures of you taken?
been involved in breast fucking?
participated in fist-fucking?
had sex for more than three hours in a single session of sex?
been bruised during sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?
bruised someone else during sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?
been injured during sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?
orgasmed more the three times in one session of sex?
disturbed other people by the making of excessive noise while you and
your partner were having sex?
had sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation while you were driving (the
car or boat or whatever vehicle)?
had sex doggie fashion?
had sex in the female superior position?
had sex sitting up?
had sex standing up?
had sex upside-down?
gone through two or more sexual positions without the need for re-entry?
fell asleep during sex?
woken up to someone having sex with you?
given or received a hickey on your upper, inner thigh?
been on the receiving of anal sex?
been on the ramming end of anal sex?
had sex more than 10 times with 1 person?
had sex more than 5 times in a 24 hour period?
had sex more than 10 times in a 24 hour period?
had sex, participated in oral sex, or participated in masturbation while
someone other than your partner was watching?
had sex or oral sex while one or both of you were playing a musical
instrument, hacked, watched television, read, drawn or in other words
were preoccupied with something other than sex and lust?
performed oral sex after intercourse without washing or douching?
kissed your partner on the lips after oral sex without brushing teeth,
nor washing/gargling/rinsing out mouth?
inflicted pain during sex?
drawn blood by biting during sex? (Hickeys do not count as having drawn
blood.)
been involved in cunnilingus(Note 20) during the woman's period?
had sex during the woman's period?
foot masturbated someone?
been foot masturbated?
tongue bathed someone?
been tongue bathed?
licked or sucked on someone else's feet and/or toes?
had your feet and/or toes licked or sucked by someone else?
licked someone's anus?
licked someone's anus while they were defecating?
performed oral sex while the person was urinating?
drank your own urine?
tasted or drank someone else's urine?
drank human blood?
tasted someone else's nasal mucous?
been involved in golden showers?
swallowed your partner's orgasmic secretions?
used the Purity Test as a checklist of things you could do?
participated in Purity Testing with an ulterior motive?